Kaptein Sabeltann book that made me giggle at work, and confuse a random woman

We get a lot of books sent to us, it is after all a bookstore, and yesterday one of the books were a Kaptein Sabeltann book. With those classic Egil Nyhus drawings. Not to be rude about the guy (as I can't draw that well myself) but his artwork is not really my cup of tea. And the art is mostly to blame for my giggling at work.

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AO3 Stats Meme

This looked like fun, and I wanted to try it out. I have to admit that I'm often surprised by what people like when it comes to my fic.

Top Five By Hits:
1. Ride Hard Legolas/Gimli. After Helms Deep Legolas is worried about Gimli's state. He insist that Gimli should sit in front of him on Arod as they ride this time, so Legolas can keep an eye on him. While riding Legolas gets rather aroused by rocking against Gimli's firm behind. Then things escalates. 2068 hits.

2. Moring Glory Bilbo/Balin. Balin really has to relieve himself in the morning, Bilbo wants him to stay in bed. 1790 hits.

3. The Sound of Affection Bilbo/Balin. Dwarfs purr like cats. Bilbo find out when Balin begins to purr when spending time with him. 1590 hits.

4. Full of Fascination Bilbo/Balin Bilbo notice that he is becoming aroused when he is watching Balin having a full bladder, then ask if Balin would try to explore this. 1559 hits.

5. Household Necesities Bilbo/Dori. After settling down in Erebor, Bilbo and Dori shop for things they need, such as sex toys and nice lingerie. 1549 hits.

Top Five By Kudos:

1. The Sound of Affection 118 kudos

2. A Warm Night and a Sudden Realisation Legolas/Gimli, The night in Rohan is warm, Legolas gets an eyeful of a sleeping half-naked dwarf, and finds himself enjoying the sight far more than he thought he would. 92 kudos.

3. Dwarf Flirting Bilbo/Balin, A discussion about beards and braids leads to Bilbo finding out how to flirt with a dwarf, tell him nice things about his beard. 92 kudos.

4. Ride Hard 78 kudos.

5. Residual Heat Bilbo/Balin, Balin is the only omega in the company. At his age he is regular in his heat-cycle, but stress of the quest puts him into an unexpected heat. Most of the others in the company are alphas, and are eager to help out, to Balin's surprise. 76 kudos.

Top Five By Bookmarks:

1. The Sound of Affection 23 bookmarks

2. A Warm Night and a Sudden Realisation 13 bookmarks

3. Household Necessities 12 bookmarks

4. Ride Hard 11 bookmarks

5. Residual Heat 10 bookmarks

Top Five By Comments:

1. Ta den hemmelighet og la den vandre Pelle/Pysa twincest, Benny-boy finds out things he sould not find at all, and things get a bit out of hand. in norwegian. 24 comments.

2. Brotherly affection (or, How the quest for Erebor traumatized Fili and Kili for life) Brotherly Incest among the entire company, besides Fili and Kili. total crack. 14 comments.

3. Take a Break in Restoring the Kingdom Bilbo/Balin, Erebor has been retaken, Thorin is king. They have to negotiate between both men and elves, and everyone are stubborn! Balin is frustrated, Bilbo comes up with a good way to make his dwarf hubby relax. In other words: A good excuse for a lot of fucking over various pieces of furniture. Bilbo is naughty and Balin is a Bottom!cock-slut. 10 comments.

4. The Sound of Affection 9 comments.

5. Like a Cat Nori/Ori incest, Ori knows vert well how to give a bj to himself, Nori finds out. 8 comments.

Top Five By Word Count:

1. Ta den hemmelighet og la den vandre 11 986 words.

2. Take a Break in Restoring the Kingdom 6 839 words.

3. Household Necessities 6 299 words.

4. The Sound of Affection 4 747 words.

5. Residual Heat 4 022 words.

What I have learned from this is that people hit me up for the watersports, The Sound of Affection is rather well liked, and people comment on the incest.